Monday, November 07, 2005

I can't wait!

In the wake of a just-completed trip to Taiwan by a Chinese tourism official (who was, officially at least, visiting in his private capacity), it now seems increasingly likely that Taiwan will be hosting increased numbers of Chinese visitors in coming years. And if this comes to pass -- doesn't your heart thrill with anticipation when you contemplate the myriad ways in which pro-independence forces will deliver messages of defiance and, it may be hoped, raw obscenity, to their, ahem, mainland compatriots?

  • The graffiti on the road to Sun Moon Lake!
  • The inflammatory leaflets slipped under hotel-room doors!
  • The provocative tai du t-shirts!
  • Mass, coordinated moonings!
  • Whatever else issues forth from the fevered brains of the greenest greens!

Folks, this is going to be the most fantastic thing ever! Please, oh, please let it happen!

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