Poetry Festival - Haiku

In honor of the Taipei Poetry Festival, I offer up these bits of Saturday-morning verse. The first one inspired by a recently popular song that takes syllabic liberties with a paraplui.

Aisan 愛傘

My um-ber-ella
Left at 7-Eleven
Others can use it

Sanzhimao (Three's a Crowd) 三隻貓

One cat on my lap
Two cats hiss menacingly
My peace disrupted